Hello fellow castrovalvans! Many of you have probably heard of the ban appeals that have now hit the market. While at a glance, it seems to be innocent, in reality there is a very deep and dark underbelly to this CRIMINAL operation.

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Like an evil flying shark, you propably were not expecting to be attacked by this. But also like an evil flying shark, we should be very concerned about what is happening to us right now. The con artist known as "Rockboy" has attempted many times to get this server's hard earned internet currency. He stalks the discord and forums, pretending to be our friend. And it would be so if not for the one condemning fact that proves "Rockboy" is not all that he seems! If "Rockboy" were really one of us, then how come we do not see him on the server?

Thats right! This "Rockboy" has, like the scheming, backstabbing scammer he is, has been hiding from the shadows and attempting to lull us into a false sense of security! Instead of him being a :D he is really a D:!

"B-b-but Jaco!" you may be wondering, "if rockboy really is an evil flying shark, then what can we do to protect ourselves?"

And I say that the only way to protect ourselves is to expose him for what he really is, shark fins and all.

Here is a picture of the scam artist faking his way into the position of staff!

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As you can see, he has fooled the entire staff into thinking he is one of them! The only way we can defeat him is if we stick together.

"B-b-but Jaco!" My wonderful strawman says to me, "How do we know rock REALLY wants to take all of our money? What if he is just ignorant of the value of currency?"

and to that I reply: He is evil! Evil people are always rich, and the reason evil people are always rich is because evil people understand money! So rock MUST understand everything about money.

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Think about it! Who else would sell something for so high unless they were loaded with EVIL MONEY FROM THE OCEAN OF EVIL FLYING SHARKS!

RISE MY CASTROVALVAN FRIENDS! SEE ROCK AND HIS HENCHMAN SWIX FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE! FREE OUR FRIENDO JACOWEN!