As you probably aren’t aware, the Chicken Parliament is being opened and will need members to operate. While candidates will not be announced, the parties will

Chicken Nationalist Party
“Chickenland is da best place in da wurld”

Rich People Party
“The rich pay less tax, let us make sure they don’t pay any more”

Chickenland Independence Party
“We should leave Castrovalva because it costs loads and we don’t get back”

Monster Raving Loony Party
“Vote for insanity”

By the way, The Monster Raving Loony Party is an actual party in the UK
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